Yet Another Thought

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"Why you said you love me?" asked I.
"Because you could do things I couldn't," said he.

And I wonder was it because I could operate a Mac of my own instead of him only his Windows?

Hmmm...

[kita berangkat dengan rima dan kopi secawan, berkawan bentangan kalam yang menantang awan. mind that!]

Comments

  1. Andi Cihuy3:14 PM

    "why you think that he loves you?" asked I

    "Because he implicitly say that", said her


    and I wonder was it because she already getting too much proud to her Mac?


    hmmm...


    [kita berangkat dengan jiwa dan pisang goreng senampan, mengisi hari dengan hati yang saling terisi menentang kekang, mind that!]

    *copycat mode ON* hahaha...

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  2. The Bitch3:22 PM

    haha! touche, brotha! a real touche!

    ouch!

    anyway, this wasn't about me. it's about a screwed girl who lives inside my head. SERIOUSLY!!!

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  3. sinyo8:51 PM

    mbak pito...
    kok ada 'girl who lives inside my head' segala....
    mbak pito apa kayak si sybil-sybil itu mbak?

    whoaaa... kereeennn...

    *ampun mbak... jangan cambuk aku...*

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  4. The Bitch9:09 PM

    tiap orang juga punyak 'orang2 lain yg hidup di kepalanya'. bedanya, mereka mau ngakuin nggak? itu aja. kalo gwa mah sebenernya waras. orang2 aja yg nganggap gwa ga waras. SERIOUSLY!!!

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  5. venus12:08 PM

    he doesnt. he just wants to get laid. *poof*

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  6. The Bitch12:24 PM

    same here. haha!

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