April Mop?

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Malam jahanam!

Mencoba mengejar tenggat buatan
Ketika libur ini mestinya rehat
Setelah berbagi dengan sahabat
Tentang cinta dan mimpi dan tawa dan rasa

Sementara kekosongan ini sesak mendendam rindu
Dan kucari kamu dalam segelas bir dan wine
(Pahit, masam, getir, namun betapa memabukkan)

: sementara, jauh
disana, di negeri maya
kugali bentukku sendiri
dalam dunia bernama ABARAT


... sungguh, bir dan wine merupakan pelancar kemih paling sempurna...

Comments

  1. Anonymous2:52 PM

    ABARAT keren abis!!! gw jg pernah kesana hihi..
    -ndari-

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  2. The Bitch5:45 PM

    aih, BaNda! long taim no si!!!
    *mwah!*

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  3. Anonymous11:00 PM

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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  4. Anonymous11:32 PM

    When there's a will, I want to be in it.

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  5. Anonymous12:05 AM

    Hello all!

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  6. Anonymous12:36 AM

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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  7. Anonymous1:06 AM

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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  8. Anonymous1:39 AM

    What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

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  9. Anonymous2:16 AM

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

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  10. Anonymous3:02 AM

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous3:41 AM

    Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.

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  12. Anonymous4:11 AM

    A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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  13. Anonymous4:47 AM

    Clap on! , Clap off! clap@#&$NO CARRIER

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  14. Anonymous5:18 AM

    When there's a will, I want to be in it.

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  15. Anonymous5:42 AM

    A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Anonymous6:09 AM

    A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

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  18. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Wonderful blog.

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  19. Anonymous7:49 AM

    Hello all!

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  20. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

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  21. Anonymous8:58 AM

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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  22. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Calvin, we will not have an anatomically correct snowman!

    ReplyDelete
  23. Anonymous9:59 AM

    Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Anonymous10:31 AM

    When there's a will, I want to be in it.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Anonymous11:07 AM

    What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

    ReplyDelete
  26. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

    ReplyDelete
  27. Anonymous12:30 PM

    Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

    ReplyDelete
  28. Anonymous1:06 PM

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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  29. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

    ReplyDelete
  30. Anonymous2:16 PM

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

    ReplyDelete
  31. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.

    ReplyDelete
  32. Anonymous3:35 PM

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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  33. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Good job!

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  34. Anonymous5:08 PM

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.

    ReplyDelete
  37. Anonymous7:14 PM

    What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

    ReplyDelete
  38. Anonymous8:10 PM

    Please write anything else!

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